Ya know, it’s kinda weird, but I think I know what the rabbit was talkin’ about. I mean, that’s weird in general, seein’ as how listenin’ t’him spill out words is like swimmin’ ’gainst the North Atlantic Drift. S’like he ate a dictionary, which, sure, who hasn’t, but I guess he didn’t have a librarian poke him in the gut with her stamper until he threw it up again. Still got all them return dates down there. #dontmesswithlibrarians
Anyway, what was I talkin’ about? Oh yeah. I wasn’t expectin’ the snail either, but I kinda was expectin’ someone, ya know what I mean? Someone who’d be tellin’ me somethin’ really important that I had t’do...in a boat?
I dunno. That boat sounds cool, though. Think I’ll swim ’round a bit, see if I c’n find it. #sharkonamission!